Balding Overweight Man

This was a prototype I had so much fun with in the early 2000s. 

I don't have the original build from my old game engine, and I think the build from the newer engine breaks the boss. So it's not even beatable. But maybe worth a laugh.

Original description below.

Battle the forces of evil as Balding Overweight Man! Play the role of the local goofball in a fatsuit who must protect the children from the awfulness of eating only healthy food. Shift is jump, Shift + Z is Belly Flop, Ctrl is Belly Pooge. There's only one level and boss right now. Yes, it's bug-filled. It's a demo.

Current Locations:
Hamburgerburg

Current characters:
Balding Overweight Man (OldManClayton)
The Vegoogie man
Skinni Pretzil Stix

Future Locations:
Obecity

Future characters/bosses:
ArcoIrisHombre
Fattress
Hamilton Burger
Cornelius Daugge
FrentichLampMunch
Big McLargeHuge
Scotty the Peanut Horse
Rhinopsychi

Future Abilities:
The blazing bald spot laser
the bellybutton abyss
The Lethargic wave of doom